CA ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai..,
Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai..,
Notes ke jagah par dil excahnge hota hai..,
Isliye to har Aashiq ( CA STUDENT) har 6 mahine bad fail hota hai...
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Isliye C.A. student fail hota hai :p
CA ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai..,
Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai..,
Notes ke jagah par dil excahnge hota hai..,
Isliye to har Aashiq ( CA STUDENT) har 6 mahine bad fail hota hai...
Profit & Loss A/c.
Why in wedding ceremony girls sits on left n boy on right?
b'coz
According to Profit & Loss a/c all incomes should on the right side & expenses on left side... :p
b'coz
According to Profit & Loss a/c all incomes should on the right side & expenses on left side... :p
Friday, August 19, 2011
Anna ki Aandhi
Status updates on facebook during Anna Aandolan:
Kya aapne kbhi socha h ki hmare desh ka sbse bda 2G ghotala Rs 1Lakh 76Thousand Crore ka h or hmare desh ki total population 121crore h. Jara sochiye 1 aam Indian ka isme kitna hissa aayga? Can u ans dis? D ans is Rs.1454.5 crore EACH indian. Amazing.
Jis desh me janta bhuk se mar rhi h, us desh ke 1insaan ka itna paisa ye politician kha rhe h.
Ye sochne ka nhi, kuch karne ka samay h. ....
JAI HIND
Some of the catchy slogans direct from India Gate.
Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibbal Chuhaaaa!
Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo!!
...
Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai!
Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibbal jaisa ho!!
Manmohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!!
Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya!
Corruption --> Virus, Anna --> Anitvirus!!
And the best one to shout near the police-Ye ander ki baat hai, police hamare saath hai!
Type exactly the following in GOOGLE one by one and look at the search options it gives u:
Manmohan singh is a
Sonia Gandhi is a
Rahul Gandhi is a
Digvijay singh is a
Even Google knows our politicians !!!!! Try this.... Its awesome :D
Hence concluded that...
2 kind of people are sent to TIHAR...
One who "HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH "...
and other who "REFUSE TO EAT"
Q.E.D.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
God Never Fails :P
On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”
CA vs Space Engineer Student
A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”
The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks….
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”
The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks….
“Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.
