Anna ki Aandhi

Status updates on facebook during Anna Aandolan:

Kya aapne kbhi socha h ki hmare desh ka sbse bda 2G ghotala Rs 1Lakh 76Thousand Crore ka h or hmare desh ki total population 121crore h. Jara sochiye 1 aam Indian ka isme kitna hissa aayga? Can u ans dis? D ans is Rs.1454.5 crore EACH indian. Amazing.
Jis desh me janta bhuk se mar rhi h, us desh ke 1insaan ka itna paisa ye politician kha rhe h.
Ye sochne ka nhi, kuch karne ka samay h. ....
JAI HIND

Some of the catchy slogans direct from India Gate.

Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibbal Chuhaaaa!

Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo!!
...
Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai!

Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibbal jaisa ho!!

Manmohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!!

Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya!

Corruption --> Virus, Anna --> Anitvirus!!

And the best one to shout near the police-Ye ander ki baat hai, police hamare saath hai!

Type exactly the following in GOOGLE one by one and look at the search options it gives u:
Manmohan singh is a
Sonia Gandhi is a
Rahul Gandhi is a
Digvijay singh is a
Even Google knows our politicians !!!!! Try this.... Its awesome :D

Hence concluded that...
2 kind of people are sent to TIHAR...
One who "HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH "...
and other who "REFUSE TO EAT"
Q.E.D.